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Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap lyrics up on 06/08/2009

Natalie Portman Uncensored Rap lyrics
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Date: 06/08/2009

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lyrics: Chris Parnell: Were sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Nata...

lyrics: Chris Parnell: Were sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. Parnell: So, Natalie, whats the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman: Do you really want to know? Parnell: Yes, tell us Portman: I dont sleep motherfucker off that yak and durban doin 120 gettin head while Im swervin Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie you a crazy chick Portman: Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker Guys: What you want Natalie Portman: to drink and fight Guys: what you need Natalie Portman: to fuck all night Dont test when Im crazy on that airplane glue put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning fuck your man Its my name that hes screamin Parnell: Im sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? Portman: I never said I was a role model. Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them? Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick Its Portman mother fucker drink till Im sick slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die and all the dudes you know Im talkin to you Guys: we love you Natalie Portman: I wanna fuck you too P is for Portman P is for pussy! ill kill your fuckin dog for fun so dont push me Parnell: Well, Natalie Im surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Portman: Well theres a lot you may not know about me. Parnell: Really? Such as? When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse and you gotta buncha dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shit Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah!) and I always pay for your dry cleanin when my shit gets in your shoe (What!?) as for the drug use well I can vouch for that my dick is scared of you girl Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it (Portman throws chair at Parnell) Portman: No more questions

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