MUFFINS IN CONGRESS Songify the News 2 up on 06/21/2012

As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody. SONGIFY the free iPhone app -bit.ly/songify
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 original videos: Newt Gingrich on cash money : www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0LMt5ciRc Jim Stossel on voting : www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7GHzpNlXc Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao More Vermin Supreme: www.verminsupreme.com/ Lyrics: 
My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme 
And you can vote, you can vote for me. 
For president if you want
 And my name is Vermin, 
and uh, okay.

 Do you still stand by your pony pledge?
 Yes, I do, free ponies for all 
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.
 One more thing, Jesus told me to make
 Randall Terry gay - 

He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! 
Whooo Whoooo!

 Thank you, alright, okay.

 And all the un-gay is melting away! 

He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
 Whooo Whoooo!

 Not a single straight gene in his DNA 
'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'
Turnin' gay! 

Our instinct says everybody should vote 
but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!
 The kids are not paying attention -
 Yeah, on election day give 'em detention This endless cheerleading - 
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids. 
All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.
 Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors? 

You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor 
Those kids who get money, cash money. 
Light janitorial duty - get money
 Work in the cafeteria - cash money 
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor 
Get some cash money, then get some more. 
Imma help poor people learn how to get a job 
Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get 
That money, that cash Get money, get a stash Get that money, that cash Get money, get a whole damn stash

In the third and final debate of the 2012 presidential election, the Requiem Politicus Disputationem, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama engage in a euphonious battle for your vote. *WEAR* Songify2012 things on your body: www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/gregorybrothers *JAM* this and the other Songify2012 tracks wherever you want: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/election-2012-songified-ep/id573806088 This video is a part of The New York Times Op-Doc series, curated by Jason Spingarn-Koff. Subscribe to their channel for amazing Op-Docs: www.youtube.com/nytimes Check out the *FULL DEBATE*: youtu.be/tecohezcA78 Behind the scenes: Our 2nd Channel: youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: facebook.com/gregorybrothers LYRICS two men enter and two men shall leave but each must answer now my questions three preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos how could we ship jobs to shanghai when america invented the chicken pot pie we have brought cases against china for violating trade rules we are going to insist that china plays by the same rules they're hacking into our computers counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property our patents, our designs china's a potential partner if it's following the rules we wanted to trade with them but you gotta play by the rules now that we're finally bringing troops home won't the afghans be lonely when they're all alone when afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country there's no reason why americans should die the taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go the afghan forces have to be able to provide security why should you run the show we decimated al-qaida's core tell us cause we need to know i want to bring jobs back to our shores two more weeks until we vote we need to have strong allies who can really run the show my strategy's to go after the bad guys is the threat from iran getting overblown or should I use my xbox to bomb them with drones their economy is in shambles we organized the strongest sanctions in history crippling sanctions do work you're seeing it now i'm glad romney agrees they wanna see israel wiped off the map If israel's attacked, we have their back israel's a true friend america will stand with them should we increase our military size so we can keep killing every single bad guy our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917 i want to make sure that we have the ships that are required by our navy you mentioned that we have fewer ships we also have fewer horses and bayonets because our military's changed why should you run the show we decimated al-qaida's core tell us cause we need to know i want to bring jobs back to our shores two more weeks until we vote we need to have strong allies who can really run the show my strategy's to go after the bad guys schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on ninety minutes i've been spittin' bout our foreign policy ninety minutes i'll be sippin' on a glass of hennessy let me leave you with a thought from my mom go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong

Charles Ramsey melodically recounts the day he heroically helped rescue 3 kidnapped Cleveland women. ORIGINAL VIDEOS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWRvfABoVGc & fox8.com/2013/05/06/neighbor-i-got-amanda-berry-send-the-police-out/ SONGIFY yourself! iPhones and Androids: iPhones: bit.ly/songify Androids: bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid Download the karaoke version to make your own version: https://soundcloud.com/the-gregory-brothers/dead-giveaway-kareoke-track Our 2nd Channel: youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: facebook.com/gregorybrothers WEAR our t-shirts on your body: www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/gregorybrothers LISTEN to our music in your shower: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-gregory-brothers/id317476135 big ups to: https://twitter.com/onufrakm www.youtube.com/paulgalecomedy for the help on the video ! LYRICS: I knew somethin was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms dead giveaway, dead giveaway my neighbor got big testicles cause we see this dude everyday we eat ribs with this dude, but we didn't have a clue that that girl was in that house, she said please help me get out so I opened the door, we can't get in that way a body can't fit through the door, only your hand so we kick-kicked the bottom, and she comes out, and she says it's some more girls up in that house call 911 and they caught him at mcdonald's I knew somethin was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms

Coppercab drops a couple verses about the metaphysics of redheads. Buy GINGERS have SOULS on iTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/gingers-have-souls-single/id530225413 The Songify app ON ANDROID: bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid (also for apple devices here) itunes.apple.com/us/app/songify/id438735719 COPPERCAB's CHANNEL: www.youtube.com/coppercab ORIGINAL VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM Find more of us Gregory Brothers: 
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Webs! www.thegregorybrothers.com Send us stuff! 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 Lyrics: I just wanted to say that it really irritates me that South Park would say red-haired people don't have souls and it really hurts my feelings i act like it doesn't but it does, really bad for real Gah, gingers have souls You don't me, you're not God You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't Gah, I don't see the difference Gingers have souls I'm redheaded and God made me that way And God made gingers have souls Lately I've been being called a ginger A fat ginger It pisses me off It pisses me off I'm getting sick and tired of everyone Making fun of red-haired people What is so freaking different? Tell me, tell me I'm redheaded and proud of it I'm proud of me I'm proud of myself I'm proud I got freckles, you know It's who I am, God made me that way And I have a soul

In the future, all political debates will be moderated by a DJ in a spaceship, and the debaters will sing and rap their way to glorious victory. Jimmy McMillan of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party demonstrates this utopian vision with a roaring rendition of his party's eponymous theme. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0 FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com/autotunethenews www.twitter.com/autotunethenews www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 CHORDS Verse: Gm, Ebmaj7, Dm7, Cm7, F Chorus: Bb, Gm, Bb, Ab7, Eb, C7/E, F, D7/F# 2 Damn High Bridge: Bb, C, Gm (rpt), Eb, F, Bb, Eb, F, Gm LYRICS I represent "The Rent is Too Damn High" Party. People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week - Some a third job - why? The rent is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go! To go, go, go, go! This will reduce the cost, you cut the rent down you cut the taxes down! To give business owners a chance to hire people! To give business owners a chance to hire people! That is it, nothing else to be said! End of subject, there's nothing else to talk about. Some say, I'm a one issue candidate. But it all boils down to one thing! What? RENT! Is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go, The way to go! To go, go, go, go! Rent is too damn high! The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!) Rent is too DAMN high! The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!) Too damn high, too damn high, too damn high! Rent is too DAMN high! The rent is too damn high. Closing statement... As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here. Listen! Someone's child's stomach just growled. Did you hear it? Did you did you hear it? Gotta listen like me. Because our children can't afford to live anywhere. Once again, why? You said it - - - The rent is too damn high!

FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com/autotunethenews www.twitter.com/autotunethenews www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers MASTERED by mattshane.com #winning #WINNING backup vox - Catherine Provenzano - cpsayswatchthis.blogspot.com/ ORIGINAL interviews ABC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMRYbhPbZE NBC: www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41824892 CNN: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WSZ_xnbILE 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News Website, with ringtones thegregorybrothers.com/music.html Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 CHORDS: Em Bm/D Am Em Em Bm/D Am C D Em C G LYRICS: I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen It's not available, if you try it once you will die Your face will melt off And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body You love to party What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy eyed armless children That's how I party That's how I party I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning I have one gear: GO - epic winning Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning Win here, win there, win win everywhere ----- inspirational bridge ----- I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it Win here, win there, win win everywhere I've got a list -- help me sort this From the epic win to the desperately winless Chicken nuggets - WINNING Bubblegum - WINNING Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING Slow dancing - WINNING Slow pantsing - WINNING Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK Adonis blood - WINNING Violent love - WINNING Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING Childbirth - WINNING Colin Firth -WINNING Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING chorus

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Webs & Store! www.thegregorybrothers.com Send us stuff! 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 Chords: (intro) Cm Ab Cm Ab (chorus) Db Ab C7 Fm-Cm-Db-Ab (verse) Cm Ab Gm Fm Lyrics: oh my goodness, oh my damn oh my goodness- they goin H.A.M. this is how bacon is supposed to be the fries, they blend so perfectly the cheese up in here is goin H.A.M. dayum, dayum, DAYUM i wish you could smell what i'm smellin mm, mm, mm you bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man dayum, dayum DAYUM, crispety crunch DAYUM, look at the bacon DAYUM, get yourself that double cheeseburger dayum, dayum DAYUM, ghetto grocery bag DAYUM, the cheese is oozin DAYUM, let's do this dayum, dayum, DAYUM do you wanna know the difference between a weak burger and a burger that has strength a burger that has strength a weak burger you can chew and still talk a burger with strength you chew the meat just absorbs all the space and all the air possible all in your throat to the point that if you wanted to start talkin nothin but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm is comin out word skimmalarinky dinky dink skimmmalarinky doo i love you oh my damn chorus

Single on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/bed-intruder-song/id386478006 Tribute Album: itunes.apple.com/us/album/official-bed-intruder-tribute/id449636007 Antoine's shirts: www.districtlines.com/Antoine-Dodson After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attacker himself. Evan Gregory then proceeds to play a heartfelt cover of the resulting song. Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com/autotunethenews www.twitter.com/autotunethenews www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Original Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA Send us stuff! The Gregory Brothers 442-D Lorimer St. #102 Brooklyn, NY 11206-1030 CHORDS: chorus- gm cm dm 4x bridge- Eb dm cm gm Eb dm cm F dm F Lyrics: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real the man got away leaving behind evidence i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus

Released in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Thanks to all those who suggested it. Here's the now classic report on the Leprechaun: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 Songify! the iPhone app: ‪bit.ly/songify‬ or on Android: bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid The people of the Crichton area of Mobile, Alabama, sing a traditional Irish brogue to commemorate the appearance of a leprechaun and celebrate the spirit of St. Patrick. Shirts: www.thegregorybrothers.com/music-store/ Tweetin: www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers Facebookin: www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers This song is in the key of E minor, it has several chords in it.

iTunes link - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/smash-smash-smash!-feat.-kai/id601173079 **All profits split with Kai!** Kai the Home-free Hitchhiker sings an uplifting anthem about the elemental worth of a human soul, while warning of the smashing & smiting that he may bestow upon those that ignore this basic moral precept. Our 2nd Channel: youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: facebook.com/gregorybrothers Original Interview: youtu.be/16oUKdOUstU Kai's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/KaiSongbird KMPH's official web site: www.kmph.com SONGIFY yourself! iPhones and Androids: iPhones: bit.ly/songify Androids: bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid WEAR our t-shirts on your body: www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/gregorybrothers LISTEN to our music in your shower: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-gregory-brothers/id317476135