i wanna marry alex so badly. [; this video sucks balls, but i wanted to make a video with this movie. [: i highly suggest watching this movie. [: Voiceovers: Josh: I love them so much. Alex: You love who? Josh: The Girls of Madam Camae's Filipino Palace. Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers? Josh: They're not hookers, they're massage therapists. Mover 1: Yeah, they'll massage your cock, for money. Mover 2: There's a word that, I think it's hooker. Josh: You're a hooker! Dante: I was putting up my Christmas tree. Alex: Dude, it's July. Alex: Your bed is a car. Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car. JP: Adios, turd nuggets. Alex: Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy! Jeff: What's that? Samantha: Is he sleeping? Jeff: Yes, and possibly shitting his pants. Alex: Of course she doesn't have a microwave, she's fucking a hundred. Barry: Oh my god! Jeff: Ohhh. JP: I hate your face. Alex: Did you something? You're fucking weird. JP: How can he see me? Jeff: So... you're dumb. Kane: He gives me a reason to live, him and all those stinky ass hoes. Jeff: Wanking off on my mom, is one thing, but banging your grandmother and her roomates, that's like legendary. Alex: You're an idiot. Shilo: Hahaha, stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick. Alex: Don't judge me, monkey. Dante: I'm way to baked, to drive to the devil's house. Dr. Shakalu: Punch! Dante: That's right, monkey, play my head. Alex: Dude, I will come over there, and
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