THE NEW DORK Entrepreneur State of Mind JayZ ft A...
Views: 1,304,730grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here seedwell.com or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: seedwell.com -beau, peter and david the pantless knights CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker - youtube.com Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite Special guest - TGIF Crew - youtube.com LYRICS: Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverse Fans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd forever I'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my website I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes Used to be the basement, Back at my mom's place Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space Make way for the, One man businesses Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time Makin big plans, To dominate the online Yeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one man Sharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcam Science is ...
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Sit on my Facebook Internet Love Song by The Scrib...
Views: 288,609iTunes Link - bit.ly - A social media anthem for nasty nerds like us. When our friend Jodie Ellis (of The Scribes) played us "Sit on my Facebook" for the first time we knew that we had to make the music video. Well, we had a blast making it and we even got to do a guest verse as reggae-style Pantless Knights! Hope you enjoy. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights Get this song on iTunes at bit.ly And check out The Scribes at blamethescribes.com CREDITS: Video Created by Pantless Knights Song by The Scribes Lyrics and Vocals by Jodie Ellis Directed by Beau Lewis Camera by Peter Furia Line Produced by Kimi Milo Starring Jodie Ellis, Paul O'Leary, David Fine and Kwang with Special Guests The Pantless Knights LYRICS: I think about you and it hurts I tried to Gchat you when you were at work I know your start-up is ok with people chatting as a perk Guess I'm just another jerk in your social network I put a new status message up for you it links to your cause, put it on Facebook too I even made a vid, it can go viral in a minute cuz I spent a lot of money putting baby monkeys in it. I could Google-search the world and never find a better match Eharmonize the web and never find a better catch the truth of the matter, if you wanna get laid I said, Bing, your decision is made Sit on my Facebook, and let me Twitter all over you come on over to Myspace So I can make you scream Yahoo! I'll even tickle you until it makes you wanna ...
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Telephone THE OFFICE VERSION Lady Gaga and Beyonc...
Views: 3,105,370companyquad.com - This is what happens when you combine Lady Gaga's "Telephone" with "The Office" and whatever drugs the crazy Double Rainbow guy was on. We made this video for a friend's awesome startup company in SF (The Go Game). Their new website http is rad - it's a bunch of interactive games you can play with your co-workers to make your job more fun. Check it out and hope you enjoy the vid. Don't forget to share this video on Facebook/Twitter and rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights CREDITS: Created by Seedwell / The Pantless Knights Executive Producers: Finn Kelly and Ian Fraser Directed by Peter Furia Written by Beau Lewis Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Camera by David Fine and Peter Furia Editing, Titles and Graphics by Peter Furia Choreography by SuzE Q - suzeqrocks.com Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lighting, Grip and Dolly Tom Dunnam and Ben Youngerman Starring SuzE Q and Crystal Monee Hall ( suzeqrocks.com | http ) Lady Gaga Vocals by Erika Shumate Beyoncé Vocals by Crystal Monee Hall Main Dancers: SuzE Q, Zuzana Humplova, Denna Thomsen Boss: Scot Weaver Guard: Finn Kelly Office Supplies Hoarder: Ian Fraser Phone Licker: Gerri Lawlor Dog Lover: Tenaya Hurst Germaphobe: Nicole Frydman Sleeper: Kaustav Basu Multitasker: David Saber Suspension Swinger: Sasha Cox Other Party Office Dancers: Jade Shipman, Andrew Stewart Backup Chef Dancers: Finn Kelly, Ian Fraser, Beau Lewis, Peter Furia, Chris Olsen LYRICS: Hello ...
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I TREAT MYSELF crunk rappers for healthy living ft...
Views: 312,439Tweet this! bit.ly Facebook this! on.fb.me A music video about crunk rappers obsessed with healthy living. Tell us how you treat yourself in the comments. And thanks to our sponsor Pepsi MAX for making this video possible! Don't forget to check out the outtakes and behind the scenes! youtu.be And Brittani's Vlog from the shoot! youtu.be And Pepsi's YouTube Channel! youtube.com Thanks! -Pantless Knights CREDITS: Starring Paavo Steinkamp as Primp Dirty Pain Skip Elekwachi as Big Bossy and Brittani Louise Taylor as Susan - youtube.com Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Directed by David Fine Produced by David Fine, Peter Furia, and Beau Lewis Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Camera by Art Adams Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lighting, Grip and Dolly: Tyler McPherron Hair/Make-up: Maria Lee Primp Dirty Pain Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp Big Bossy Vocals by Kyle Kalgonn FACEBOOK facebook.com TWITTER twitter.com © 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com LYRICS Oh snap! I'm late for deep tissue It's Primp Dirty Pain for some real shiat-su Dolphins, soundscapes, and bubbles Two cucumber slices keep me supple All day, treatin' myself baybay Prefer fruit extracts when gettin' pastay My pilates regimen - ambitious Vegetables I choose to eat -- nutritious Yeah I treat myself Neutralize free radicals Yeah I treat myself Exfoliate with minerals Yeah I treat myself Organic weekly fruit box I treat myself [yeah] I treat myself Uhh! I'm the boss of this ...
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Mac or PC Rap Music Video HIGH QUALITY
Views: 361,967Get the song on iTunes - bit.ly By popular demand, a HIGH QUALITY upload of our first YouTube video "Mac or PC". Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos. Get the song on iTunes - bit.ly NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in IE Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the aero on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses ...
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A Day Day I Have ADD by Tornado Todd Spoof of Hur...
Views: 240,541"A Day Day" is an original spoof of rap song "A Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris. Get the song and beat on iTunes at itunes.com "A Day Day" Performed by Tornado Todd Beat Produced by Ranidu Written, Directed, Produced & Edited by Peter Furia Camera by David Fine Intro Animation by Alex Newman Created by Pantless Knights Appearances by Bemoreal, Curly Jerry, and others... ----------------------------- FYI, for anyone who's curious, the maker of this video was diagnosed with ADHD in 1994 and has plenty of experience with all this. A Day Day, batches! --------------- LYRICS: Yeeeeaaahh! Tornado Todd! A Day Day. U wanna know what the Doc says I got? - A DAY DAY! And everybody else on my block - A DAY DAY! Poppin Ritalin to keep it hot - A DAY DAY! Awwww - what was I sayin? - A DAY DAY! i'm in ya school hollin A Day Day, A Day Day, A Day Day A Day Day, A Day Day i'm in ya class hollin A Day Day, A Day Day, A Shay Bay A Day Day, A Day Day I'm in ya school hollin-- now when i study up in school i'm fi'in to get my learn on it's so hot up in this class that i ain't got no shirts on Holdin up a big stack of dem books plus some rubba bands Girl don't ask me for no pills I need em for my focus, magn! Everybody's trippin, cause I'm twitchin When I'm grippin pencils flippin til it's written I don't trip on chicken saucy The boys in the back, they be foldin up the papey Then they throw em like some planeys Origami, feel me baby? Now when a teacher's on my case I'm hollerin back "A Day Day ...
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Mac or PC Rap Music Video Mac vs PC
Views: 5,148,722Get the song on iTunes - bit.ly Subscribe to our channel at youtube.com Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos. LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in IE Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the aero on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on ...
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Fist Pump Sailing The Real World on The Yacht Week
Views: 87,359Song on iTunes: bit.ly | The Pantless Knights recently joined The Yacht Week for a trip to the Mediterranean to shoot a music video while sailing. It was an amazing trip and it was refreshing to see that people on The Yacht Week don't take themselves too seriously. So we thought it'd be fun to do something you don't often see while sailing: excessive fist pumping. Check out the Pantless Knights interview about this video: theyachtweek.com Check out The Yacht Week at theyachtweek.com And Subscribe to our new channel youtube.com LYRICS Hot damn, where'd we go? look at your hair and look at your clothes Don't know if noticed, bro, We're surrounded by hecka boats You mind if we ride in yo's? really don't matter where it goes Think I gotta raise a toast, We on the Adriatic Coast! Yeah, with that wind at our backs, while the ocean flows know what? The Yacht Week made us sailing pros, boat shows! Lotta fine skin for the sun to roast, nice toes! If this life is a drug, I want a double dose Well I've got no idea, what this feelin is, and How do we know oo, if we're dreamin this, come take A cruise through the ear, everybody listen How do we know oo, if we're dreamin this, and I've been Waitin all my life to dance Up on the real world, the real world Waited all my life to dance Up on the real world, the real world Uno, dose, tres, four, get yo tack lines off the floor crank that winch more, gale force in the face, but we stay on course tie knots so we stay onboard, maritime life ...
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Invisible Ride Ghost Whippin HD
Views: 102,757HD VERSION + Audio issues fixed! Ghost whip the ride! Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Get the song on iTunes! phobos.apple.com "Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. Pakwit Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell. LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop Cuz my ride -- it's invisible baby Like this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible lady My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen Make it bling while I sing in the wash Make it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganache Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Car so clean lookin' like a museum Rims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'em Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in ...
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MSN vs YAHOO Search Engine Rap Battle
Views: 156,981Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS: MSN: You aint intellectual, I own all the property your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly I serve the world. you should ask ya momma cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father I'm blowin up, without the VC, Remember it was me who invented the PC Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts? But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps, You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno Yahoo: Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer You can't fly, your design is so heavy, The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times Your stock hasnt gone up since 99 You must wanna get hurt, huh MSN? Your name's an acronym, for SNM Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live? It takes more than changing your name to survive I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see 40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
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Avatar meets Eminem Not Afraid spoof The Mac vs PC...
Views: 201,173Parallels free trial parallels.com - This is a spoof of Eminem's "Not Afraid" set in a Microsoft-inspired office and an Apple-inspired Avatar world. Look out for "Mech-Steve" Ballmer and "Navi-Steve" Jobs going head-to-head! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Directed by Beau Lewis Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Vocals by Beau Lewis and Patrick Dunnam Instrumental by Ranidu Song Mix by Jeff Kite STARRING Ned Hosford Maya Harshbarger Judd Eliasoph and Tyler MacNiven LYRICS: You can try 'n' turn your PC on to do work or somethin' important. But you can't do a thing before you're stuck pop-up abortin'. Cause there are forty icons that my start-up tray is sportin' An assortment of spyware I never use, I'm trapped in a fort of UAC, I wanna be free, But all my games and apps don't run on Macs, and I'm still lovin' XP. I'm a PC and I'm proud to be, a router and a cloud to me, But Scobleizer's doubtin' me, where'd he be without Bill G? No if ands or buts, it's time I start to think out loud for me There's infinite viruses 'n' trojan horse glitches, i'm force quittin Whether I'm in the Registries, or McAffee Until it runs happily, or takes a crap and becomes scrap to me. Whichever comes first for better or worse, I'm seekin a change like a MacBook for Christmas There's always a first, A techie guy with the urge To mate his PC with a Mac and make the two systems ...
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Facebook IPO Rap Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars Mirror Sp...
Views: 3,402SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly | In the wake of Facebook's history-making IPO, Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker made this music video about the history and future of facebook. Please thumbs up, favorite, subscribe and leave a comment below! Subscribe to our new channel American Hipster! youtube.com Subscribe to our music video channel Pantless Knights! youtube.com Watch Lil Wayne ft Bruno Mars "Mirror" here: youtu.be Buy their song "Mirror" on iTunes here: bit.ly OUR SOCIAL MEDIAS Facebook: fb.com Twitter: twitter.com G+: gplus.americanhipster.tv CREDITS Produced by Seedwell American Hipster / Pantless Knights seedwell.com Written by and performed by Peter Furia and Beau Lewis Chorus Vocals by Chris McGee Edited by DJ Prinvale LYRICS With everyone lookin at me I can't help but start to feel a little bit sweaty But-- you keep askin bout privacy I think that I'd like to remove my black hoodie Wooh! It all started with the FaceMash Just a hack, never thought that it would make cash These days I see a green twinkle cross your eyes, and I see Winklevosses in disguise I see Sean givin me piggy rides, I see our picture with a vintage vibe I see us ride on office slides, no socks, Adidas sandals in endless supply I see Palo Alto gentrified, and I see Mountain View and me collide I see a billion users gratified, and sponsored stories keepin advertisers satisfied I see a Zuck with nothin to hide, I see the world looking inside To untie my first public offering, while Sean sings, I'm looking at ...
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MSN vs GOOGLE Search Engine Rap Battle
Views: 840,564Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links SEO just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
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Twilight Before Breaking Dawn MUSIC VIDEO SPOOF ...
Views: 1,061,703mstaken.com - This video is our TWILIGHT NEW MOON fantasy: what if Bella was part Buffy and shredded an epic rock ballad? The story behind this video is that a while ago we got approached by a young woman who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. She asked us to make her a video and we made "Puke In My Mouth" youtube.com It was so much fun, we told her we had to make a sequel about Twilight. Hope you guys enjoy - don't forget to leave a comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at mstaken.com. it's now only $25 bucks! CREDITS Created by Pantless Knights Directed by Peter Furia Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Instrumental Produced by Taylor Locke Vocals by Erica Sunshine Lee Costumes by Vanessa Johnston Make-Up by Katie Furia CAST: Michelle Nunes as "Bella Swan Beau Lewis as "Edward Cullen" Judd Eliasoph as "Jacob Black" Peter Furia as "Jasper Cullen" and "Felix" Jay Iyengar as "Laurent" Debbie Glasband as "Victoria" Amy Barth as "Biker Vampire" Arthur Soroken as "Aro" Noah Lichtenstein as "Caius" Katie Furia as "Jane" Christy Von der Ahe as "Alice Cullen" Finn Kelly as "Carlisle Cullen" Amanda Boggs as "Esme Cullen" Andrew Kitchell as "Werewolf #2" Arjun Banker as "Werewolf #3" LYRICS: All alone, oh how things have changed Edward is gone, but these feelings remain. Im horny now, and I have been ...
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The Intern
Views: 128,672This video will change your life! Full stop. Respeck. RIP Jam Master Jay. Out. Free mp3 here: seedwell.com Video directed by David Fine. Camera by Mario Quintana. Produced by Beau Lewis, David Fine, and Peter Furia. Lighting by Shawn Anderson. Song by Beau-J & Furia. Beat by Steven Van Beathavin. Inspired by Run DMC's "Peter Piper". LYRICS: Now little intern got a 9-to-5 Arrives on time, cuz it's time to strive. Makes the john blaze coffee always best fair trade, All the ladies in recruiting want to see him get paid, With a stapler and paper, best pound for pound His bobble-head might bobble but it don't fall down I got a Hummer v12, drive a beast to work, bluetoofin in the whip quotin captain kirk, priceline negotiator, while i'm clingin on, I do my pirates watchin' Captain Ron. He's the greenest of the green, with the lowest of the status, But I'm tryin' to help him climb, cuz you know who his dad is. High socks, chicken pocks, lookin like J Fox, name's Chrix, pullin chicks, turtle mocks like Spocks break beats, windmills, on his agenda makes the hottest pot of coffee yo! it's off the Splenda It goes a one, two, three and... Hes like Burt Renolds, except hes not. Every tater that he touches, turns to tots. He's the greatest of great up in the office late, Picks up dinner for the ladies, then they pro-create BBQ chicken - CPK God damn that intern made my day Shmoove as shkippy on the shide He's the shupa integrata shtick a shammy in the shky Grand mashta mashpatata He's ...
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GOOGLE vs YAHOO Search Engine Rap Battle
Views: 518,270Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. --------------- LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil's a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who's countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven't changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
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iPad Fanboys Im on a Mac Im on a Boat spoof ft PC...
Views: 1,965,211Parallels free trial www.parallels.com join us on www.facebook.com and www.twitter.com SwitchToMac.com - The Pantless Knights are at it again with a sequel to our "Mac or PC Rap." This time we're spoofing the Lonely Island SNL skit "I'm on a Boat" with a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here: seedwell.com CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Vocals by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite Beau Lewis & Peter Furia as Apple Fanboys Special guest Arthur Soroken as "PC Pain" Lauren Chow as "ComputerGal36" Tom Dunnam as Frustrated PC Guy LYRICS: (Shortayyy) Ahh sh*t! Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen But stay on this muthaf***in page We runnin this - let's go I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Everybody look at me Cause I'm clickin on a Mac I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac! I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me, Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac! Eat a virus bro I'm on a Mac Pro We rockin 8 cores hard Watch the screen go I got my SuperDrive And my mighty mice-es I'm pluggin girls You at work, pluggin in devices I'm on a tandem fixie And a 64-bit Friends are jealous Cause Parallels can run ...
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Jizz In My Pants response Puke In My Mouth MsTaken...
Views: 11,447,478mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at mstaken.com. it's now only $30 bucks! and here's a link to download the free mp3! http CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia Beat by Ranidu Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel LYRICS: Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom I turn away, you start to pout AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt Round up the ...
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Invisible Ride Ghost Whippin Normal Quality
Views: 505,339www.invisibleride.com Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Get the song on iTunes! http "Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. Pakwit Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell. LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop Cuz my ride -- it's invisible baby Like this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible lady My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen Make it bling while I sing in the wash Make it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganache Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Car so clean lookin' like a museum Rims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'em Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in' The body of a clean European CHORUS I got a ...
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BigDog Beta early Big Dog quadruped robot testing
Views: 4,603,604Subscribe to our channel at youtube.com The hilarious, somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot. For reference see: youtube.com Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Produced by Peter Furia, Beau Lewis, Dana Kruse, and Debbie Glasband. Camera by Dana Kruse.
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Sexual Innuendo Music Video Pakwit In SlowMo star...
Views: 1,114,906Get the song on iTunes - itunes.com Plenty of hilarious sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a catchy song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Directed, Produced, and Edited by Peter Furia. Lyrics by Pakwit. Music by Ellis Hawes. Video created by Seedwell. Featuring: Pakwit - pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK]
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MsTaken Faux Engagement Ring Infomercial
Views: 00Yes, it's real! If you've seen our spoof music video "Puke In My Mouth," then you may remember the fake engagement ring the girl uses to flick off the guy in the bar. Well, here's the official infomercial for that ring. It may not be our usual type of video, but we figured people might get a kick out of it - also you gotta admit the girl is smoking hot. :P Check out mstaken.com CREDITS Created by Pantless Knights Directed by Peter Furia Produced by Peter Furia, David Fine, and Beau Lewis Line Produced by Kimi Milo Camera by Art Adams Voice Over by Debbie Glasband Music by Steven Gosline Make-Up by Maria Lee Starring Abigail Tallman as "MsTaken" Matthew Fitzgerald as "Bar Douchebag" Arthur Soroken as "Gym Douchebag" Tyler MacNiven as "Pool Douchebag" Support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at mstaken.com
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In Search Of An Office Rofo
Views: 26,609rofo.com - An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of the video, he has just finished setting up his desk in a crowded park when a frisbee player goes flying across his desk, completely owning a laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face.
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Spaceship Excellent
Views: 12,313One of our newest projects is an interactive rockumentary called "Spaceship Excellent". We have a dedicated YouTube page for this new web series here: www.youtube.com Tune in for weekly episodes on the Spaceship Excellent youtube page (or on spaceshipexcellent.com) from September through December as the spacemen travel across the United States playing music from the top of a tour bus in search of the leader of Planet Earth! ---------------------------------- spaceshipexcellent.com Episode 1 takes place in Black Rock City, Nevada. Spaceship Excellent crash landed into the desert on planet Earth. Space travelers crawled free from the debri in their new human suits. They eagerly sought the leader of this solar system. Instead, the found a city full of dust and glow sticks, full of impossible inventions. Apprehensions clouded their consciousness as they anticipated their first interactions with the inhabitants of this strange world. Would the humans discover their alien origins? Would the humans reject their offerings and wage war on their galaxy? Find out in the first episode of Spaceship Excellent! ABOUT SPACESHIP EXCELLENT The musical Spacemen are on a mission to explore the galaxy of the United States in search of the leader of the solar system. They travel in a spaceship bus, a mobile laboratory used for inspecting foreign towns and inhabitants. The viewpoints they collect become raw material for their live shows, where their experience becomes one with their audience ...
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Dog Doogity Dog Poop PSA for ScoopPooporg Blackstr...
Views: 163,147Tweet this: bit.ly Facebook this: on.fb.me ScoopPoop.org | We made this video to help raise awareness about how cleaning up your dog poop will improve water quality in Puget Sound (http So pick-up that doo! And learn more about what you can do to help Puget Sound at ScoopPoop.org FYI, this music video is a spoof of Blackstreet's 90's hit song "No Diggity" (see it at http Check out the "Dog Doogity" Poop Pick-up Dance here: youtu.be Behind the Scenes and Outtakes from the "Dog Doogity" video shoot here: youtu.be Subscribe! youtube.com And don't forget to Rate/Comment! Thanks! -Pantless Knights CREDITS: Starring Martin Luther (youtube.com and Mishel Prada Featured Dogs: "Lola" and "Ranger" Dancers: Paul Benshoof, Marissa Benshoof, Andrea Benshoof, Megan Ryan, Meghan Doyle Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Directed by Peter Furia Produced by Peter Furia, Beau Lewis and David Fine with funding from the Puget Sound Starts Here campaign and the Washington State Department of Ecology. Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lyrics written by Beau Lewis Instrumental by Jeff Kite Director of Photography: Shawn Anderson Dance Scene DP: Tyler McPherron 1st Assistant Camera: Alan Certeza Steadicam: Chris Duerkopp Grip: Kyle Daley PA's: Katie Furia and Bryn Anderson Dance Choreography by Paul Benshoof Song Performed by Martin Luther OUR FACEBOOK facebook.com OUR TWITTER twitter.com © 2011 Pantless Knights / Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com LYRICS INTRO You know what, I like the ...
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TWEET IT iPads vs iPhones Michael Jackson Beat It...
Views: 750,504From seedwell.com | iPads and iPhones face-off in this Apple-themed Twitter anthem that spoofs Michael Jackson's "Beat It". Long live the king of pop. RIP Michael Jackson. Watch the original "Beat It" here youtube.com Tweet this video with #tweetit and share it on Facebook. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! -beau, peter and david the pantless knights Created by seedwell.com © 2010 Pantless Knights Seedwell Contact us at info[at]seedwell.com FACEBOOK facebook.com TWITTER twitter.com CREDITS: Created by Seedwell / The Pantless Knights Produced by Peter Furia and Beau Lewis Lyrics written by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Music by Jeff Kite Vocals by Patrick Dunnam Camera by David Fine and Tom Dunnam Edited by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lighting, Grip and Dolly by Tom Dunnam and Patrick Dunnam Make-up by Karen Wang Choreography by SuzE Q suzeqrocks.com and Paul Benshoof Starring Peter Furia as Michael Jackson Beau Lewis as iPads Leader Patrick Dunnam as iPhones Leader Dancers: SuzE Q, Paul Benshoof, Travis Judd, Jonathan Mercer, David King, Marissa Benshoof iPhone extras: Phil Amidon, Tom Dunnam, Sarah Wolken, Erika Shumate, Chris Kelly, Karen Wang, Thomas Frampton iPad Extras: Matt Fitzgerald, Jodi Ellis, Tyler MacNiven, Bobak Bakhtiari LYRICS: I told you, don't write no more letters to me Don't wanna read no more, You know I'm ADD I start to watch Glee, it's really fast on 4G So tweet it, just tweet it You better type, you better do it ...
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frisbee player owns office desk w slowmo
Views: 44,299rofo.com - A frisbee player dives to catch a frisbee and completely owns an office desk, laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face.
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Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve RIP STEVE WE...
Views: 394,188Tweet: bit.ly Facebook: on.fb.me We made this song and video as a tribute to Steve Jobs for everything he's done to change our lives through technology. We've all been influenced by him in some way, so to some degree we all are Steve! Thanks to everyone who made this video possible. Tell us in the comments how Steve has influenced your life. This song was inspired by Jay-Z's retirement anthem "What More Can I Say" - check it out here: youtu.be Thanks! -Pantless Knights CREDITS Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights Written and Performed by Beau Lewis Directed by Peter Furia Chorus Vocals by Brenna Wahl Business inquiries: business[at]seedwell.com Starring: Pantless Knights (youtube.com Brittani Louise Taylor (youtube.com Andre The Black Nerd (youtube.com Joey Anderton (youtube.com MG Phenom (youtube.com Maximus (youtube.com Audio Angel (youtube.com Geeta C. (for desmondbishop55.com) and many other friends... LYRICS There's never been a leader this good for this long This old, With inventions this bold, Or this strong The simplest designs, Set trends and prove wrong Streamlined every product, The iPod you all bought it These hacks, Too lazy to innovate, They crazy They don't try to create, They just trace me You know what, Soon they forget who they stole, They whole style from, And try to reverse the iPhone, I'm like... huh! I'm not a hater, The creator With imagination I drop technology that inspires entire nations. I call up Lucas, I'm big enough to brew it I'm that ...
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I Want a Goat CLEAN Im On a Boat spoof for charity
Views: 76,365Design and donate a goat at iwantagoat.com - Our friend Debbie recently returned from 7 months in India, working with the people in this video. Beau (the Pantless Knight) went to visit her and together they shot this amazing footage. The people in Puki and Nua Kerenga villages had never seen a video camera before, but they understood our goal and were excited to let us help spread their message - THEY WANT GOATS. Why goats? The reason is that goats work. Goats breed and multiply and help the villagers pay for medicine and other important things in times of emergency. They are a valuable source of financial independence for these people, who are very poor and often get taken advantage of by money lenders. The Indian organization where Debbie volunteered (SOVA), has been establishing goateries (real word!) in tribal villages with great success. The results have been empowering for the villagers. We want to help provide more goats for these people. If you like the video, please share it on facebook, twitter, email, etc and consider donating a goat to help one of these amazing families at http Oh, and peep the Jordans on our goats, "White Chocolate": iwantagoat.com and "G-Pain": iwantagoat.com - Beau, Peter & David. LYRICS Aw shit, get your travel shots its about to go down. (yea-aah, shortay) Everybody in the herd get to the fuckin village (yea-aah, yeah) But stay on your motherfucking hooves We running this, lets go. I want a goat. (I want a goat) I want a goat (I want a ...
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I Want a Goat EXPLICIT Im On a Boat spoof for char...
Views: 212,160Design and donate a goat at iwantagoat.com - Our friend Debbie recently returned from 7 months in India, working with the people in this video. Beau (the Pantless Knight) went to visit her and together they shot this amazing footage. The people in Puki and Nua Kerenga villages had never seen a video camera before, but they understood our goal and were excited to let us help spread their message - THEY WANT GOATS. Why goats? The reason is that goats work. Goats breed and multiply and help the villagers pay for medicine and other important things in times of emergency. They are a valuable source of financial independence for these people, who are very poor and often get taken advantage of by money lenders. The Indian organization where Debbie volunteered (SOVA), has been establishing goateries (real word!) in tribal villages with great success. The results have been empowering for the villagers. We want to help provide more goats for these people. If you like the video, please share it on facebook, twitter, email, etc and consider donating a goat to help one of these amazing families at http Oh, and peep the Jordans on our goats, "White Chocolate": iwantagoat.com and "G-Pain": iwantagoat.com - Beau, Peter & David. LYRICS Aw shit, get your travel shots its about to go down. (yea-aah, shortay) Everybody in the herd get to the fuckin village (yea-aah, yeah) But stay on your motherfucking hooves We running this, lets go. I want a goat. (I want a goat) I want a goat (I want a ...
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Pantless Knights launching new channel YouTubecom...
Views: 11,761Subscribe! bit.ly | We're excited to announce our upcoming brand new YouTube channel, AMERICAN HIPSTER. It will feature 3 weekly shows and 7 new videos every week, starting April 2012. Check it out at youtube.com Watch the three show trailers here: American Hipster Presents (Trailer) youtu.be Max Movie Reviews (Trailer) youtu.be Hipster Grandmas (Trailer) youtu.be
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The Janitor A Tribute
Views: 21,365When everyone has gone home for the day and the office is quiet, The Janitor's job begins. This is a tribute. For reference, see "The Intern" www.youtube.com --------- NOTE: The music used in this video is in the public domain.
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